วันอาทิตย์ที่ 17 พฤศจิกายน พ.ศ. 2567

One Of birddogs Best Kept Secrets

The Weekly Bird

SUGGESTIONS FROM THE WOMEN OF THE OFFICE

Yes, women work at birddogs and if you're shocked, then YOU'RE the sexist one

Lol women work at birddogs? Get real.

BUT WE STILL JUST MAKE STUFF FOR DUDES

The women suggested we start using "vacation days" and "health benefits".

Our CEO Peter was skeptical about these communist ideas and how'd they affect the bottom line.

He hires young athletes straight out of college because they don't get sick and play through the pain.

The women suggested we stop overusing the phrase "if you really think about it, it makes sense."

So, we really thought about their suggestion, and it made sense.

Hmmm, makes sense!

The women suggested we start writing our newsletters from the female perspective.

We thought that was a great idea but didn't know where to start.

Do we have to start writing in italics or use correct punctuation?

The women also suggested we start making clothes for females and address the other 50% of the market.

But obviously that's impossible.

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