วันศุกร์ที่ 25 ตุลาคม พ.ศ. 2567

Wasted Potential… Pretty Scary Huh?

THIS HALLOWEEN, WE ASKED CHUCK WHAT HE'S SCARED OF

Our head of HR has got some unnatural frights.

Chug, chug, chug!

Chuck is scared that the price of his favorite nose spray, Flonase, will go up.

Inflation has no sacred cows and he knows it.

Honey, you can get as much as you like. You don't have to keep pretending.

Chuck is scared that his seminar on microaggressions was not taken seriously.

He keeps seeing guys flick each others ears while shouting, "Microaggression!"

Wait, then why do we celebrate Independence Day?

Chuck is scared that his adult male roommate is using their joint shower for purposes other than cleaning.

Chuck doesn't believe anyone needs to spend 30 minutes in the shower at night.

Oh man.

Chuck is scared that the homeless gentleman living near his building might be thinking of him at night.

Chuck's fear was validated by the man actually telling him as much.

Wow, it's like a snail but longer.

DON'T GET SCARED, GET PANTS

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