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4 Tips Loan Officers Don’t Want You To Know

The Weekly Bird

4 TIPS LOAN OFFICERS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW

Loan?

JUST TELL 'EM IT'S FOR A START UP!

Let the bank know if you have any native-American blood in you.

The white man owes you big time and if your 1/16 Cherokee or better, you're going to get that loan.

Sir all you did was write down the number 1000 on a napkin.

If your loan officer says something is "policy" they're actually just asking you to slip them a 20-spot.

The only "policy" at a bank is cash money.

$100

Do NOT ask where the closest pet store is and if they sell cheetahs and how late they are open today.

Cash $$$

Make sure to constantly shift your eyes around to try and make eye contact with everyone in the room.

Professionals love eye contact.

Denise will hook you up with a loan on great terms.

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