วันพุธที่ 19 ตุลาคม พ.ศ. 2565

Phil Gates Releases The New Windows

The Weekly Bird

PHIL GATES RELEASES THE NEW WINDOWS*

*This ain't computer software, this is Phil's new line of home Windows™ for the fall.

Gates Windows.

Phil Gates

Phil says the new Windows™ are a lot faster than the old version.

Meaning they slide down without warning and slam your fingers, so be careful.

Ouch!

Unfortunately, the new Windows™ have a lot of bugs.

They get stuck in-between the panes of glass and Phil doesn't know how to get them out.

Stupid wasp, you're going to die in there.

Phil tried to solve the bug issue with patches, but that just raised more issues.

Why is there duct tape on my new windows?

Phil Gates

UPGRADE YOUR PANTS TODAY!

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