วันศุกร์ที่ 10 มกราคม พ.ศ. 2568

We Just Hired New Senior Management

INTRODUCING OUR NEWEST, OLDEST EMPLOYEE: MR. CHRIS

The new year calls for new senior management…

not just for experience but age too.

Poppin' bottles!

There are a few dead giveaways that Mr. Chris comes from an older generation.

For example, he uses complete sentences with commas and periods for all his emails.

Drink from the horn

Mr. Chris always stays late and talks about "burning the midnight oil."

Karl warned him about burning things after hours because Peter doesn't like that.

You call that an ass?

Mr. Chris loves to confirm plans right after they are made.

It's a common practice for people his age.

Nice folds and clean creases.

Mr. Chris is so old, he understands how zip codes work which is f*cking wild to us.

He said the first digit represents a broad area of the U.S., the next two are a regional code, and the last two represent a delivery area.

You call that an ass?

IN HONOR OF MR. CHRIS, CHECK OUT OUR OLDEST RUNNING PRODUCT

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