วันศุกร์ที่ 5 เมษายน พ.ศ. 2567

What We're Looking For In A CFO

HERE'S WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR IN A CFO

As we mentioned last week, we gotta hire a new Chief Farting Financial Officer.

CFO in training.

Do you own a calculator? Great, cause we don't!

Sam kept pretending ours was a cellphone and he lost it at the park.

I told you not to bring it!

Are you good with Excel? We're not!

Right now we have a spreadsheet with a bunch of red numbers on it and we're wondering if anyone can turn them black.

It's not that we're not profitable, we just can't find the button that changes the color.

Are you an Ivy-League graduate? It'd be a lot cooler if you were!

Though we're not allowed to disqualify candidates based on schooling, don't bother applying if your degree doesn't rhyme with Shmarvard or Kale.

Shmarvard

APPLY FOR OUR NEW CFO POSITION HERE

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