วันพุธที่ 17 มกราคม พ.ศ. 2567

Karl Took A Trip To Florida

The Weekly Bird

KARL TOOK A TRIP DOWN TO FLORIDA

Nice Croc.

WHERE IT'S 75° AND NOT SNOWING

At Cape Canaveral, NASA had to delay a launch because Karl walked onto an active launchpad.

No one knows how he got through security, but Karl said he just wanted to "see it up close".

What a rocket.

Karl got lost in the mangroves of Everglades National Park for three days.

He survived by sucking live turtles right out of their shells.

He packed plenty of food but didn't eat any of it.

And yes, in case you were wondering, Karl DID have sex with a 45-year-old Floridian woman.

However, as cool as that sounds, she was one of those rough, panhandle Floridians you see on the internet.

Your skin is the shad of hot dogs.

For everyone not freezing away in a snowy hellscape, we still sell shorts.

Shorts

AVAILABLE IN 28 SHADES OF GRAY

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