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Honoring Staff Sergeant Tuddy

The Weekly Bird

HONORING STAFF SERGEANT TUDDY (S.S. Tuddy)

The Original American Patriot

S.S. TDs

Sergeant Tuddy once told a recruit he was gonna poop in a box then mail it to his parents.

When the private asked why, he said:

I want to repay them for the worthless piece of shit they sent me!

Sergeant Tuddy hated fat recruits.

He blamed them for breathing too much of his oxygen and clogging his pipes with their jumbo dumps.

Splat!

Sarge made a recruit punch himself in the face after missing some rounds downrange.

The recruit would later admit it was his fault for being born with a lazy eye.

It's a coincidence and not inbreeding... so he says.

After a failed bunk inspection, Tuddy made the private clean his car with a toothbrush.

Tuddy then made him use the same brush to clean his teeth.

The recruit got severely ill, but learned a valuable lesson.

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